"I guess this is me."
Office Shark Gifts
Looking for a gift for the office shark in your team or a friend? Our creative selection blends professionalism with humor, showcasing bold cartoons that celebrate their fierce work ethic and sharp wit. These thoughtful and amusing items are ideal for brightening their workspace or adding a playful touch to their office accessories, making every workday a little more fun and a lot more fashionable.
"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"
No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.
"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."
"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."
"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."
In basket-case.
"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."
'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'
In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.
"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."
"Hiring someone to replace me and then expecting me to train him just doesn't sit well with me."
Lumbar support animal
"What's wrong with swallowing up other companies?"
Presentation: Thinking each other are idiots.
"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."
'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'
'I can't give you a raise, a promotion or a bigger office, but I AM going to allow you to have a personality.'
"I'm telling you, she's the best in her field."
Fish and color
'Would you all please congatulate...'
"Pardon me, but why is there no ceiling this office?"
The vice-president in charge of sincerity
"What's the problem? We told you when you started you'd have to make some sacrifices."
'He's ruthless and greedy... so let's make sure he's on our side.'
"Oh good, you brought Robert's rules of order."
'Yes, we do have an incentive scheme.We call it 'continued employment'.'
'I recognize the face ... I just can't pin down the name.'
'I didn't come in to hear that I'm burning the candle at both ends. I came for more wax.'
Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!
''A desk job.' That's what they called it at the interview.' 'Same here.' 'SHH!'
'Tell your boss we represent an independent watchdog committee.'
'How was your holiday?' - 'Fantastic! Great weather! Great food! No illness!' - 'So, back to work tomorrow, then?' - 'Yeah, I guess so.' - 'Lousy, germ free holiday.'
InIn by-products.
If you really need permanent staff for IMMEDIATE cover then we could pull out all the stops and get someone by next October.
Office Shark Gifts Collection
Office Shark Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs for the office shark — combining wit, humor, and practicality to make every coffee break special.
Office Shark Pillows
Discover our pillows for the office shark — perfect for adding humor and comfort to their workspace or home office.
Office Shark Prints
Browse our prints for the office shark — humorous cartoons that bring personality and fun to any workspace or wall.
Office Shark T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts for the office shark — ideal for showcasing their fierce personality with a clever and stylish cartoon print.