Sales Shark Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures a sales professional's ambitious spirit? Our selection of fun and witty products celebrates the sales shark’s relentless drive. From mugs to prints, find the perfect way to say, 'Keep swimming to success!' with a dash of humor and style that’ll boost their confidence and lighten the mood. Ideal for salespeople who love a good laugh while closing deals, these gifts make a memorable impression and add some playful motivation to their day.

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"Could be worse, we could be that guy." mockup

"Could be worse, we could be that guy."

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Fire Sale / "Sell something or you're fired."

Fire Sale / "Sell something or you're fired." mockup

Fire Sale / "Sell something or you're fired."

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'If you don't mind, my sales manager wanted me to call him the second you took the hook.'

'If you don't mind, my sales manager wanted me to call him the second you took the hook.' mockup

'If you don't mind, my sales manager wanted me to call him the second you took the hook.'

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Call Center.

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"We need to do a little better job of hitting our target."

"We need to do a little better job of hitting our target." mockup

"We need to do a little better job of hitting our target."

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"Rex, come up here and mark your territory."

"Rex, come up here and mark your territory." mockup

"Rex, come up here and mark your territory."

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'I said we've got to lift up our numbers! I did not say to turn a loss of 150.000,- into a loss of 280.000,-!!'

'I said we've got to lift up our numbers! I did not say to turn a loss of 150.000,- into a loss of 280.000,-!!' mockup

'I said we've got to lift up our numbers! I did not say to turn a loss of 150.000,- into a loss of 280.000,-!!'

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'Looks like Bob has taken his new e-commerce position a bit too seriously!'

'Looks like Bob has taken his new e-commerce position a bit too seriously!' mockup

'Looks like Bob has taken his new e-commerce position a bit too seriously!'

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'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.' mockup

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

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"...You've got a choice between a 'birdie' or a big sales order."

"...You've got a choice between a 'birdie' or a big sales order." mockup

"...You've got a choice between a 'birdie' or a big sales order."

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'And here's old Elias T. Pendergast - a legend in the advertising game. He's the one who successfully marketed the Ass-Expander.'

'And here's old Elias T. Pendergast - a legend in the advertising game. He's the one who successfully marketed the Ass-Expander.' mockup

'And here's old Elias T. Pendergast - a legend in the advertising game. He's the one who successfully marketed the Ass-Expander.'

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"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims." mockup

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

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'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!' mockup

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

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'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.' mockup

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

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"What's wrong with swallowing up other companies?"

"What's wrong with swallowing up other companies?" mockup

"What's wrong with swallowing up other companies?"

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Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage. mockup

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

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"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir." mockup

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

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Fish and color

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Soaring Profits

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"We've had a major development this year that I'm excited to share with the employees."

"We've had a major development this year that I'm excited to share with the employees." mockup

"We've had a major development this year that I'm excited to share with the employees."

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'He's ruthless and greedy... so let's make sure he's on our side.'

'He's ruthless and greedy... so let's make sure he's on our side.' mockup

'He's ruthless and greedy... so let's make sure he's on our side.'

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Trade Show Sherpas

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"Pardon me, but why is there no ceiling this office?"

"Pardon me, but why is there no ceiling this office?" mockup

"Pardon me, but why is there no ceiling this office?"

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"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid." mockup

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

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"Oh good, you brought Robert's rules of order."

"Oh good, you brought Robert's rules of order." mockup

"Oh good, you brought Robert's rules of order."

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Hedge fund sharks attacking 'The Markets' ship.

Hedge fund sharks attacking 'The Markets' ship. mockup

Hedge fund sharks attacking 'The Markets' ship.

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'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.' mockup

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

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"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door." mockup

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

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"It's strictly business. Please don't take your financial ruin personally."

"It's strictly business. Please don't take your financial ruin personally." mockup

"It's strictly business. Please don't take your financial ruin personally."

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'Sir, our new financing concept has probably got out.'

'Sir, our new financing concept has probably got out.' mockup

'Sir, our new financing concept has probably got out.'

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"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!" mockup

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

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'The good news is that we're making huge profits - the bad news is that we won't be getting a bailout.'

'The good news is that we're making huge profits - the bad news is that we won't be getting a bailout.' mockup

'The good news is that we're making huge profits - the bad news is that we won't be getting a bailout.'

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Dragon's den desk. 'I'm in' and 'I'm out' tray on desk.

Dragon's den desk. 'I'm in' and 'I'm out' tray on desk. mockup

Dragon's den desk. 'I'm in' and 'I'm out' tray on desk.

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'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.' mockup

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

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"...That's agreed then, we raise our salaries by 40%..."

"...That's agreed then, we raise our salaries by 40%..." mockup

"...That's agreed then, we raise our salaries by 40%..."

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Sales Shark Gifts Collection

Sales Shark Mugs

Explore more humorous and motivational mugs perfect for the sales shark in your life—find the one that inspires their next big deal.

Sales Shark Pillows

Brighten up their space with humorous and stylish pillows dedicated to the sales hustle—comfortable and motivational.

Sales Shark Prints

Find inspiring prints that celebrate sales sharks and their relentless drive—ideal for adding personality to any workspace or home.

Sales Shark T-Shirts

Discover a range of witty t-shirts that capture the sales shark’s competitive spirit—great for daily motivation or fun office wear.