Sales Superstar Gifts

"How are my sales doing?"

'I must say, Simms, when you're hot you're HOT but when you're not you're NOT!'

'Miss Henshaw - bring me my trumpet.'

'Bill, we've decided to increase your sales territory.'

'Mack's a closer. That's why management loves him.'

'He struggles with having to do his own marketing.'

Happy businessman as he watches his sales go above the chart

"Remember that optimistic, slightly crazy, throw a dart at the wall forecast? We beat it."

'Your would have to ask if there were any questions.'

'The manager says 'tough sh*t'.'

"Oops! Sorry, I gave you the net figures not the gross figures."

'It's another canvasser dear'

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

'Sales figures don't lie. Stevens, hand over the big, foam, number one hand to Toelson.'

"The numbers are in and they're HUGE!"

'Thank goodness for family. Today my sales included two aunts, three cousins, and my mother and father.'

"And here's our best telemarketer. She called a shopping network and sold THEM a zircon!"

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"I think Santa has taken us offthe naughty list this year."

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

"You folks in R&D really did make a miracle drug. I've never taken it, but I feel better already!"

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

"You all know today's speaker. He's the 'King of Big Sales'."

"As you can see, we're happy with the sales report."

R.I.P. Jim Dandy Top sales rep 2005-2014

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

'Hi, I'm on the make,'

'Flamboyance aside, he's still a damn fine sales manager.'

Successful sales people are avid goal setters...

'Well, it seems that Greystoke from sales has canvassed for a new customer!'

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

It's a Happy Quarter

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Delighted worker being propelled through the air on the back of the scale coming right off the chart

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