Sales Champion Gifts

Caution: High-five area.

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

'What do you do with the time you save?'

The Salesman

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

Soaring Profits

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

Trade Show Sherpas

'Okay, okay, be patient!'

'Now this is my kind of green!'

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

Sales.

"These are Fzjhyg's sales figures for the month? I can run crop circles round him."

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

'We have to go global since nobody around here will buy our product.'

'I understand this was the day you seized, Ferguson?'

Despite the economic downturn, sales are as good as ever.

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD

Good morning, Boss. What're you going to do about it, Park? Are you just going to complain, or are you going to come up with an actionable plan. Complainers never do, Park, and doers never complain. I wasn't actually complaining. Our patrons buy 65% less cocoa on sunny days.

Gerald Ratner's return

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

'Sell South Africa!'

'Alternatively you can just focus on the CUSTOMER!'

'One thing is certain. It's not just a seasonal slump.'

Competitior Sales - "Now I come to the feel good factor"

Seeing progression motivates.

"Today we welcome back an old friend."