Sales Ace Gifts

"Get names!"

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

Cut Price

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

"Here are the new sales figures, which way up would you like them?"

The Salesman

"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money."

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

'Maybe the reason we don't have those 'off the chart' sales anymore is because our charts are too big.'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"Pardon me, but why is there no ceiling this office?"

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

"Are you sure you want to present your ideas in the form of an airplane?"

"Maybe we should have another look at the 'business as usual' idea."

Trade Show Sherpas

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

Soaring Profits

'Does it bother anyone else that our entire business is based on one questionable product?'

Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!"