Sales Squad Champion Gifts

'Anyone can sell. It's keeping it sold that's the art.'

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

The Salesman

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

Trade Show Sherpas

Soaring Profits

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

'Okay, okay, be patient!'

Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!"

'Now this is my kind of green!'

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"These are Fzjhyg's sales figures for the month? I can run crop circles round him."

Sales Chart Through Ceiling

Orderly Conduct of Sales

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

Despite the economic downturn, sales are as good as ever.

'Sell South Africa!'

Sales

"As you can see, we're happy with the sales report."

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

"We're estimating that sales are now up to about here."

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

Sales tied in knots

Seeing progression motivates.

'How are we going to achieve our goal this year?'