Sales Squad Champion Pillows

'Anyone can sell. It's keeping it sold that's the art.'

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

The Salesman

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

'Okay, okay, be patient!'

Soaring Profits

Trade Show Sherpas

Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!"

'Now this is my kind of green!'

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

"These are Fzjhyg's sales figures for the month? I can run crop circles round him."

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

Sales Chart Through Ceiling

Despite the economic downturn, sales are as good as ever.

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

Orderly Conduct of Sales

'Sell South Africa!'

Rudy, I've noticed your upsells have fallen drastically over the last 16 years. More and more, you just give customers what they ask for instead of pushing them to buy a larger cup, an extra cookie, or a 3-minute bathroom pass. That is unacceptable. So I've signed you up for my mandatory "How to Upsell" course and ordered you the reading material. Tuition fees will be deducted from your check. As your first lesson, I've upgraded you from the 2-week course to the 15-day one for just $50 extra. Ve

Seeing progression motivates.

"We're estimating that sales are now up to about here."

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

Sales

Sales tied in knots

"As you can see, we're happy with the sales report."

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'