Sales Coach Pillows

'Wow...This could be the beginning of a fantastic career...A sales coach is waiting for you. He wants to hire you as a bad example.'

"You all know today's speaker. He's the 'King of Big Sales'."

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

Sales.

'We have to go global since nobody around here will buy our product.'

'I understand this was the day you seized, Ferguson?'

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD

Gerald Ratner's return

'Alternatively you can just focus on the CUSTOMER!'

'One thing is certain. It's not just a seasonal slump.'

Competitior Sales - "Now I come to the feel good factor"

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

"Now the first thing you have to do is to get a client's attention."

Entertainment systems

'We're looking for an award-winning sales professional. Those are trophies. You're overqualified.'

'If you don't pay us, I'll tell all your creditors you have.'

"Today we welcome back an old friend."

'Take five Harry, I'm going on ahead to scout for sales'

"Okay, let me come at this question a different way: Does anybody here actually know how to sell anything?"

Sinking sales

Phone solicitors like customers who are afraid to hang up.

'Our sales have been uneven but our company has heart.'

"I suppose that's what happens when 'putting customers first' comes second!"

'I think I know what the problem is!'

Sales - We could try a 'free offer' but it would cost us.

'I know it's the truth, but on this promo for our site, do you think we should use the promo code 'desperation?''

"'Thou shalt give good discounts'? That's a commandment?"

"We could hire some sign-wavers to stand by the side of the road and advertise our product."

'I found our eight year old sales goals, and we're almost there.'