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Caution: High-five area.

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

The Salesman

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

Trade Show Sherpas

Soaring Profits

'Okay, okay, be patient!'

'Now this is my kind of green!'

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

"These are Fzjhyg's sales figures for the month? I can run crop circles round him."

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

Sales.

'We have to go global since nobody around here will buy our product.'

'I understand this was the day you seized, Ferguson?'

Gerald Ratner's return

Despite the economic downturn, sales are as good as ever.

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

'Sell South Africa!'

'Alternatively you can just focus on the CUSTOMER!'

'One thing is certain. It's not just a seasonal slump.'

Competitior Sales - "Now I come to the feel good factor"

'If you don't pay us, I'll tell all your creditors you have.'

Seeing progression motivates.

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