Sales Challenger T-Shirts

'That dog's so greedy - it's only an hour since the last salesman called!'

"My email is down... talk to me."

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

"We're all just a number here, Finch, and fortunately my number is one."

"I see we're going up against the Big Guys."

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

Trade Show Sherpas

Soaring Profits

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

'A 10M bonus for your thoughts.'

"These are Fzjhyg's sales figures for the month? I can run crop circles round him."

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

Mental Health System Breakdown

"I'm worried. We're small enough to fail, but not big enough to be bailed out!"

"As you can see, we're happy with the sales report."

Sales tied in knots

'Our company has hit an icebery and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

Sales

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'How are we going to achieve our goal this year?'

"How are my sales doing?"

Sinking sales

Businessman at the deep end.

'He struggles with having to do his own marketing.'

A successful meeting! Only one member left in a rage shouting obcenities.

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

'I think it's really tacky to make the salesperson of the month someone from another firm.'

Successful sales people are avid goal setters...

"Now I don't want to alarm you, but are you familiar with the term 'On the scrapheap'!"

Police Shootings: Searching for justice

"Irma, cancel all my appointments for the next 3 weeks, I need to go home to brood. Tell the board to only contact me on my mobile phone..."

'Hi, I'm on the make,'