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'I hate cold calls.'

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

"I hate to ask you for money but the finance department is on my back."

Sales tied in knots

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

'What do you do with the time you save?'

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

The Salesman

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

Soaring Profits

Trade Show Sherpas

'Now this is my kind of green!'

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

'Almost finished.'

Sales

Seeing progression motivates.

"As you can see, we're happy with the sales report."

"We're estimating that sales are now up to about here."

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

"I got it in the sales."

'How are we going to achieve our goal this year?'

"How are my sales doing?"

Whatever works for you.

'He struggles with having to do his own marketing.'

"I think you'd make a persuasive salesman."

"Congratulations on your entertaining presentation skills Smith, and the way they hide your dismal sales figures!"

'Hi, I'm on the make,'

Successful sales people are avid goal setters...

"Hmm.... now I hadn't noticed THAT before..."