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"Some of us think he's a sales magician."

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

The Salesman

Computer Expert

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

'This is Harris, he's been with the firm some 45 years!'

If Disney was a software company

Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!"

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

'Well, Frobisher, it's taken a millennium, but thanks to our initial public stock offering, we've finally turned lead into gold.'

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

Sales Chart Through Ceiling

Orderly Conduct of Sales

Windows or Mac?

"We're estimating that sales are now up to about here."

Seeing progression motivates.

Sales tied in knots

'I brought Simmons here on board to use his powers of levitation on our customer intelligence.'

'I found this sales plan from 1977 ...'

Whatever works for you.

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

Irregulars

"I think you'd make a persuasive salesman."

'He used to swear by the stock market. Now he swears at it.'

Retail Worker's Thanksgiving

"Have you heard something that the rest of us don't know about?"

'... And for $50 more, this is the same basketball shoe in a turbo model.'