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'What if we don't change at all ... and something magical just happens?'

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist pump."

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

'What do you do with the time you save?'

The Salesman

'... And this is Goldsmith, our futures consultant.'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

'Okay, okay, be patient!'

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

'This is Harris, he's been with the firm some 45 years!'

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

'Looks like the perfect time to bring in our profit sharing scheme.'

Despite the economic downturn, sales are as good as ever.

'Now go out there and sell yourself!'

'Sell South Africa!'

Seeing progression motivates.

'I found this sales plan from 1977 ...'

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

"We're estimating that sales are now up to about here."

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

Whatever works for you.

"We don't believe in miracles. We rely on them."

The company's marketing strategy became increasingly sophisticated.

'With the economy the way it is, there's no silver lining. In fact we sold that last week!'

"I think you'd make a persuasive salesman."

'Guess how much I sold today?'

'... And for $50 more, this is the same basketball shoe in a turbo model.'

'The sales team did all they could, so I'd have to say the blame for that must fall on the consumer.'

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

"And the best feature of this shoe is you'll look Athletic even if you're not."