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"Dear customers, we are pleased to announce that in five minutes, everything in store will be drastically reduced."

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

The Salesman

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

Trade Show Sherpas

'Okay, okay, be patient!'

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

Despite the economic downturn, sales are as good as ever.

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

'Sell South Africa!'

"We're estimating that sales are now up to about here."

"I got it in the sales."

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

Seeing progression motivates.

Rudy, I've noticed your upsells have fallen drastically over the last 16 years. More and more, you just give customers what they ask for instead of pushing them to buy a larger cup, an extra cookie, or a 3-minute bathroom pass. That is unacceptable. So I've signed you up for my mandatory "How to Upsell" course and ordered you the reading material. Tuition fees will be deducted from your check. As your first lesson, I've upgraded you from the 2-week course to the 15-day one for just $50 extra. Ve

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"As you can see, we're happy with the sales report."

"How are my sales doing?"

'Miss Henshaw - bring me my trumpet.'

'Good - we're finally all on the same rampage.'

Whatever works for you.

"We don't believe in miracles. We rely on them."

The company's marketing strategy became increasingly sophisticated.

'He struggles with having to do his own marketing.'

"I think you'd make a persuasive salesman."

Successful sales people are avid goal setters...

"The Oaths of the Venture Capitalists."

'Hi, I'm on the make,'