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'That was taken after I lost everything.'

Invest in Global Warming...'My adviser says no. My feet say yes!'

"We small independents have to stick together."

"$100? What are you doing ... fracking your own gas?"

"If our proposal's a success, control yourself and don't start running around the room barking."

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

'I'm promoting you to project coordinator because you seem to have an overall view of things.'

The Rubber Ball Company

Bullseye!

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'Okay, okay, be patient!'

"Maybe we should have another look at the 'business as usual' idea."

'Stay with me now, people, because in Step C, things get a bit delicate.'

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

"I love fast break business success."

Decision Making Block

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'Miss Finch, find out what she does over there and offer her twice as much to do it over here.'

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

"So you're interested in medicine, public relations, business, contract negotiations and insurance law? Which one will you study in school?"

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

The Birth of the Pyramid Marketing Sales Scam (circa 4,000 BC)

Despite the economic downturn, sales are as good as ever.

'Since we downsized the board of directors profits are up 300 percent.'

Latest Greatest Fastest Computer...versus Good Enough.

'Sell South Africa!'

'Henry, I'm here to trim back your budget.'

"I'm Todd, your waiter, and I'd like you to think our friendship is more than contextual."

'I say we try it.'

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

'Well, that's simplified the mission statement.'