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'Stay with me now, people, because in Step C, things get a bit delicate.'

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

"We're recommending a risky strategy for your company, so I'd appreciate if you paid before you leave."

"Good solution, Bob. Now all we need is a good problem."

Game Addiction

"After thoroughly researching all the details, I think we can now safely throw caution to the wind..."

Bullseye!

'Henry, I'm here to trim back your budget.'

War and War

'Narrow my options down to the good, the bad, and the ugly.'

"That 'give it away free' strategy certainly worked well."

Two steps backwards-one step forward.

COUNCIL OF ECONOMIC ADVISORS, 'Have we tried product placement?'

'If my idea is good, I get promoted. If my idea is bad, you get fired.'

"Great ad campaign. Now all we need is a product."

'We projected every contingency except for our plan actually working.'

"Of course nobody can make head nor tale of it, but the good news is that it's been nominated for the Turner prize next year."

'Let's make it cutting edge...with a traditional feel.'

"That's perfect. It looks hideous but they're all the client's wife's favourite colours, so he's sure to sign it off."

"I think our marketing strategy needs to be a little more sophisticated than just shouting 'give us all your money'!"

"Just got back from the client meeting and great news. . . your work isn't dead. It's beaten senseless and run over by a dump truck...but still very much alive."

The Birth of Modern Military Tactics

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Decision Making Block

"I have to leave early, gentlemen. Please let me know if I miss any epiphanies."

"Maybe we should have another look at the 'business as usual' idea."

US Military Recruitment: Now Training - Drone Airstrike Operators

"He has a tell."

"Congratulations on your determination to succeed."

Early Sport Utility Vehicle

"Self defence manual"

This "Words with the Enemy of my Enemy" game is addicting!

"I don't know if I have leadership skills. I telecommute."

"When we implemented the new strategy, sales really boomed."

'I told you he'd turn this company around.'