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"We are planning on thinking about setting up a preliminary consultative group to consider getting together to start working out where 'there' might be."

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

Bullseye!

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"Maybe we should have another look at the 'business as usual' idea."

'Stay with me now, people, because in Step C, things get a bit delicate.'

Decision Making Block

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

'Henry, I'm here to trim back your budget.'

'Get me some shares in public opinion.'

'In the belief that no news is good news, today's financial report has been cancelled.'

"Of course it's only prediction, we can't guarantee anything."

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

'I say we try it.'

"Subtracting net cash brings the P/E down to 47, and, finally, crossing out the 4 brings it down to a very reasonable P/E of 7."

'Tech stocks performed better today after the market was defragged.'

Two guns are pointing at each other in a peace sign.

'Good - we're finally all on the same rampage.'

'I can't believe it! This is when I sent out a company memo advocating a win-win philosophy.'

"Today stocks rose on the news that 'down' is a temporary state of mind."

'They're called 'numbers' -- Now we can have public opinion polls!'

"That 'give it away free' strategy certainly worked well."

"Costs have risen by 200% and we are behind schedule. We are living up to our acronym gentlemen and I am not happy about it!!"

"Today big pharma stocks rose on news 'down' is a state of mind that can be treated by pharmaceuticals."

'Can Mr. Sloan call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

"Just got back from the client meeting and great news. . . your work isn't dead. It's beaten senseless and run over by a dump truck...but still very much alive."

"The stocks rally wavered on news Janet Yellen sounded greenspanish."

'My client would like to enter a plea of inanity.'

'Let's make it cutting edge...with a traditional feel.'

'My new investment counselor keeps referring to my stock portfolio as 'a financial aneurism waiting to happen'.'

Game Addiction

'US stocks dropped on news of more people buying cheap goods from China...'

Two steps backwards-one step forward.