Sales Savants Pillows

"Dear customers, we are pleased to announce that in five minutes, everything in store will be drastically reduced."

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

'What do you do with the time you save?'

The Salesman

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

'Okay, okay, be patient!'

Trade Show Sherpas

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

Despite the economic downturn, sales are as good as ever.

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

'Sell South Africa!'

Sales

"We're estimating that sales are now up to about here."

"I got it in the sales."

"As you can see, we're happy with the sales report."

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

Seeing progression motivates.

"How are my sales doing?"

'Good - we're finally all on the same rampage.'

Whatever works for you.

"We don't believe in miracles. We rely on them."

The company's marketing strategy became increasingly sophisticated.

'He struggles with having to do his own marketing.'

"I think you'd make a persuasive salesman."

Successful sales people are avid goal setters...

'Hi, I'm on the make,'

"The Oaths of the Venture Capitalists."