Market Challenger T-Shirts

'Just when I thought we might become competitive they launch this vertical integration strategy.'

Robot Parts $5

'Have you seen the ruddy margins the Chinese expect us to take up for this work?'

AI

'A market ruled by only three companies is bad for the customers and it puts down development and innovation. I would be a strong opponent to such a market, if I didn't own all three companies.'

Trickle down

Fight on the top

"Tomorrow, we'll take on the tobacco industry."

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

"I hope this makes it clearer!"

Clive would be lost without his morning heart starter.

In the Days Before Coffee

'The numbers don't look quite so bad along with the hard liquor.'

'International companies' sticking flag into the ground near the city.

"Here's your problem."

"One of you will have to remain behind."

'I don't understand. Is our performance going up or down?'

'That dog's so greedy - it's only an hour since the last salesman called!'

"How long have I been typing on a waffle maker."

Small media against information monopolies

In and Out Tray

'Great news, I've just swum the channel...lenthwise.'

'Keep your eyes straight ahead and you can make it!'

EU versus Android

'The raiders are here.'

"We're really taking a beating from the generics. Now my wife ran off with one of the researchers, and she doesn't even know his name."

"But honey, I can't find the cornstarch and neither can the GPS."

"At the next intersection, turn whichever way you f#$%!^&* want! You never listen to me anyway!"

'When my phone broke, we stopped texting and started talking again. I couldn't get a new phone fast enough.'

Reading For Dummies.

"Thanks a lot, Carol! This week was flying by nicely until you reminded me that it's still only Monday."

'Simms is causing some real morale problems with the sales staff.'

Falling sales negatively correlated to rising blood pressure.

"Have you compared our prices, Madam?"

"We're lost. You may know how to use the shortcuts on your keyboard, but you certainly don't know how to use them on the road."