
"You sold everything at a loss, but I still charged a commission. Eddie, I told you investing isn't for sissies."
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"You sold everything at a loss, but I still charged a commission. Eddie, I told you investing isn't for sissies."
"I see we're going up against the Big Guys."
"We're all just a number here, Finch, and fortunately my number is one."
'A 10M bonus for your thoughts.'
'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'
'Now let's proceed downstairs and see where our stock shares presently sits,'
Mental Health System Breakdown
"I'm worried. We're small enough to fail, but not big enough to be bailed out!"
'Our company has hit an icebery and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'
Sinking sales
Businessman at the deep end.
A successful meeting! Only one member left in a rage shouting obcenities.
"Remember, we're not just making money. We're building prisons."
Trickle down
Police Shootings: Searching for justice
'We think a lot alike - and that threatens my uniqueness to this company.'
People hanging on to the horns of the raging bull of 'Business'
"Irma, cancel all my appointments for the next 3 weeks, I need to go home to brood. Tell the board to only contact me on my mobile phone..."
Capitalism
Fight on the top
"Now I don't want to alarm you, but are you familiar with the term 'On the scrapheap'!"
News. Volatile Stock Market. Lots of people have lost their shirts in the stock market. That's why they're feeling bare-ish!
"I hope this makes it clearer!"
Workers' Rights
"Now, are you here to see the top dog or the queen bee?"
'I like to end these meetings with a group hug, if you'll step out of the cubicles.'
'Sorry...I don't do hugs!'
'This job is the cutting edge of female multi-tasking. We need you to perform as if headed for the top. We also need you to never actually get there.'
Selling Justice
Fred N. Smith: Bureaucrat, Public Servant, Whistle-Blower.
'What's going on here? What you see is what I get, and what I see is what you get.'
"So why do you feel that you're a better person for the job than every other candidate who's shown me résumés with the exact same credentials?"
"Until you've replaced, you're irreplaceable in this company."
Suicide Is a Rude Way to Interfere With Society Murdering You
'The numbers don't look quite so bad along with the hard liquor.'
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