Sales Superfan Gifts

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

'What do you do with the time you save?'

The Salesman

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

Trade Show Sherpas

Soaring Profits

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

"We're estimating that sales are now up to about here."

Seeing progression motivates.

Sales tied in knots

Sales

"As you can see, we're happy with the sales report."

"I got it in the sales."

'You may have found more new customers than the other salesmen, but your profits are too small! Stop just pulling in peanuts, Barry!'

'How are we going to achieve our goal this year?'

"How are my sales doing?"

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

Whatever works for you.

'He struggles with having to do his own marketing.'

"I think you'd make a persuasive salesman."

"Hmm.... now I hadn't noticed THAT before..."

'Hi, I'm on the make,'

'Then one day Ralph decided there isn't anything more important than money, and became a day trader.'

Successful sales people are avid goal setters...

'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'

'The sales team did all they could, so I'd have to say the blame for that must fall on the consumer.'

"Not just rocks--tools!"