Sales Superfan Gifts

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

'What do you do with the time you save?'

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

The Salesman

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

Soaring Profits

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

Trade Show Sherpas

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

"As you can see, we're happy with the sales report."

"I got it in the sales."

Sales

Seeing progression motivates.

'You may have found more new customers than the other salesmen, but your profits are too small! Stop just pulling in peanuts, Barry!'

Sales tied in knots

"We're estimating that sales are now up to about here."

'How are we going to achieve our goal this year?'

"How are my sales doing?"

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

'Miss Henshaw - bring me my trumpet.'

Whatever works for you.

'He struggles with having to do his own marketing.'

"I think you'd make a persuasive salesman."

'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'

"Hmm.... now I hadn't noticed THAT before..."

'Then one day Ralph decided there isn't anything more important than money, and became a day trader.'

'Hi, I'm on the make,'

Successful sales people are avid goal setters...

'The sales team did all they could, so I'd have to say the blame for that must fall on the consumer.'