Loan Shark Gifts

'Well, this is a pleasant surprise...I say I can't pay you back and you want to take me swimming!?'

The Dark Side of the Lone Ranger

Alone Shark: 'Still nobody to see me, Pauline?'

'Our prime lending rate? Oh, we get ten or twelve of you suckers a day.'

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

The height of fashion in 1796

Dogs and their thoughts

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'How about a game of cards?'

Some card-game puns

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

"What's wrong with swallowing up other companies?"

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

Fish and color

"Pardon me, but why is there no ceiling this office?"

'He's ruthless and greedy... so let's make sure he's on our side.'

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

"Stag poker"

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

"It's strictly business. Please don't take your financial ruin personally."

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

"I'm looking for a wife who likes to fish, go to the footy, play cards, watch TV, cook, drink and wash dirty socks."