Loan Shark Tamer Gifts

Money going to shark and piggy bank.

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

Litter Tray Training

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

'Sir, our new financing concept has probably got out.'

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

Education Guidance

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

'The health and safety officer isn't happy. He want's you to tie your shoelaces.'

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

"...But if you'd led back a heart instead of that spade..."

'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'

'He's a control freak but the treats are good.'

'When I said you'd have to jump through hoops, I meant you'll have to literally jump through hoops.'

'What's your tolerance for risk?'

'We're not clear who is running your company.'

"Could you stop referring to the interest rate as 'the vig'?"

'Where did we go wrong?'

'This is the part I hate most - he's got terrible bad breath !'

'Is that you, dear?'

Circus Act

'Oh my, have you seen the size of the new tamer's head? I can't fit that in my mouth...'

'That's right kids: I jumped through rings of fire when I was with the Circus!'

'I ate three cloves of garlic before the show: Check the Tamer's expression when he puts his head in my mouth...'

Matador.

"Of course you feel great. These things are loaded with antidepressants."

"I don't care what the job pays. . . I'm never herding cats again!"

'Tell me again why we are afraid of chairs.'

Daydreaming Dentist

"This is the part I hate most - he's got terrible bad breath!"