Loan Shark Admirer Gifts

'We're not clear who is running your company.'

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Leak in the fish tank.

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

'Sir, our new financing concept has probably got out.'

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.

Dog Beginning For A Loan

Shark Fishing

Hot Halloween Costumes

Shark Chum

"Could you stop referring to the interest rate as 'the vig'?"

The First Commuters

"Repeat after me... We are vegan... We are vegan..."

And your repayment period starts...Now!

"The dove certainly helped, but GPS really nailed it."

'Dinner at 11 o'clock.' 'Roger that.'

"We must be close, I can smell sunblock."

Money going to shark and piggy bank.

The Dark Side of the Lone Ranger

Loan trap

"Remember when the boatload of reporters sank? Now, that was a feeding frenzy."

'You'll need a better credit rating before we can give you a credit card?'

Genetic Engineering Dept - "You're once, twice, tree times a lady..."

'As soon as you pay back the money, you can go ahead and stop worrying about worldly matters.'

Frenzies Reunited.

"Great...that was another wet summer, just like last year!"

'I warned you, Dr. Jekyll. It was a bad idea to give an additional credit card to Mr. Hyde.'

'Sorry, no woodworm!'