Shark Admirer Gifts

When the predator becomes the prey.

"I swear, we just don't see eye to eye on anything!"

'Dinner at 11 o'clock.' 'Roger that.'

Shark scaring man into mouth.

"We must be close, I can smell sunblock."

Pool shark

'You really must try these Harry. Sarah does the best fingerfood!'

Swimmer's ear: The silent plight of nature's most misunderstood beast.

'I'll start living healthier by eating more vegetarians.'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

Shark having swimming lessons 'And what are you looking at flea bag!'

"Perfect Summer day! Let's go and ruin their day at the beach..."

Shark Fishing

"Ooh, look! Our favorite place is having an All-You-Can-Eat feeding frenzy this weekend."

Eric's chat up lines had been going well. Until he suddenly discovered he had food in his teeth.

Mack The Knife

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

'I'm his Pilot-Fish, so he usually follows me around, but when he smells blood, I lose all control over him...'

"Watch out for this guy... I hear he's out for blood!"

Leak in the fish tank.

Frenzies Reunited.

"Great...that was another wet summer, just like last year!"

'Your honour, this was simply a mutually agreed fish-pedicure that went tragically wrong.'

'Lessee....If I cut that rope next time around...'

The Great White Fib.

An attack of seafood chefs.

"Maybe we need more space between Fashion Week and Shark Week."

"Remember when the boatload of reporters sank? Now, that was a feeding frenzy."

Boss, if you could be any animal on earth, which one would you be? I'm glad you asked, minion. I'd be a nocturnal, camouflaged Wobbegong at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean. There I'd lie in wait, ever vigilant, ever hungry … ever ready to devour any creature large or small unlucky enough to brush against my whiskers. I'm going to back away now. No, no ... don't back away, minion ... That's when the Wobbegong will get you.

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

'OK, catch that one if you dare!'

Shark Chum

Shark Attack

'I specifically said 'Jaws of life.''