Crab Admirer Gifts

Cancer/crab

Desert Island Meals.

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"She's just being Koi."

Crab with a clown face.

Leak in the fish tank.

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

Swimming Prankster

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

Shark infested custard!

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"Overkill, dude."

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

Tunnel of Whale Guts

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.

"The Defendant must stop trying to side-step every question the prosecution asks!"

'Peter it appears that you have an STD known as 'cottontail'.'

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

"I've finished the press statement about the kraken."

The Rabbit Meeting.

In Difficulties.

Sure, he can talk already, but it's all just psychobabble.

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

'No, the big rabbit Harvey isn't Paul Harvey -- at least I don't THINK he is.'