Crab Admirer Gifts

Cancer/crab

Desert Island Meals.

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

"She's just being Koi."

Crab with a clown face.

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Leak in the fish tank.

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

Shark infested custard!

Swimming Prankster

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Tunnel of Whale Guts

"Overkill, dude."

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

"The Defendant must stop trying to side-step every question the prosecution asks!"

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'Peter it appears that you have an STD known as 'cottontail'.'

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

"I've finished the press statement about the kraken."

Magicing the crowd away

"Can you imagine the start they give their own offspring?"

Caution to People About to Be Photographed on the Sands at the Seaside.

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

In Difficulties.

Shark Chum