Hermit Crab Admirer Gifts

"Do you see the person who stole your home from you in the courtroom today?"

Desert Island Meals.

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Crab with a clown face.

Swimming Prankster

"Yes, I'm alone."

Mermaid Art

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

Shark infested custard!

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

"The Defendant must stop trying to side-step every question the prosecution asks!"

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

'Standing on tiptoe waving your claw may attract a crab, but it certainly doesn't woo me.'

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

'Now class...' says teacher looking at fish while the children are all staring at a mermaid in the next tank.

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

"Are you willing to relocate?"

"You've had dogs, cats, birds and even a pony. . . how come your only pets that survive are fish, Arielle?"

"What a slobster."

'Room service? Please send up some fish oil.'

Discovery.

'He sidled in, said there's not enough oxygen at his place and that he's staying here until they figure out what's causing the Dead Zone.'

"We're getting along swimmingly!"

"He put up a decent fight."

'You give really great cuddles mummy!'

Tonight he would be a hermit no more.

"It's not actually a promotion, Henderson, we're moving you sideways."

"Don't stare at his massive claw. . . don't stare at his massive claw. . ."

'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'

'Thank goodness, the publishers rejected my self help book.'