Hermit Crab Lover Gifts

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

Desert Island Meals.

Television Readers.

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Crab with a clown face.

"Yes, I'm alone."

Swimming Prankster

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

"The Defendant must stop trying to side-step every question the prosecution asks!"

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

"I'd like to see him try that on the leg press."

'Standing on tiptoe waving your claw may attract a crab, but it certainly doesn't woo me.'

"Do you see the person who stole your home from you in the courtroom today?"

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

"Are you willing to relocate?"

"It's not actually a promotion, Henderson, we're moving you sideways."

'He sidled in, said there's not enough oxygen at his place and that he's staying here until they figure out what's causing the Dead Zone.'

Tonight he would be a hermit no more.

"Me, I've traded mobility for living space and comfort...

"Don't stare at his massive claw. . . don't stare at his massive claw. . ."

'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'

'Thank goodness, the publishers rejected my self help book.'

'I told you that nobody would show up.'

'Why are you always so crabby?'

"There's apparently another one of those rescue ships coming to take us back to civilisation. . . quick, let's hide!"

"I hope that isn't crab cake."

'No matter where you go, people somehow find you.'

"You can just leave it on that crag, thanks."

"He's living his life in a vacuum."

'I'm self isolating, you idiot!'

Foodie Bank

"And that son is what happens when we try to walk forward."

'Listen, yes, I'm an hermit, but a simple Hermit-Crab: I do not answer philosophical questions!'