Crab Lover Gifts

Weight Lifting Crab

"I hope that isn't crab cake."

'You guys must come here a lot.'

Swimming Prankster

"Brad is graduating from the school of veterinary medicine."

Desert Island Meals.

Bite out of fishing pier.

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

Crab with a clown face.

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

Japanese Whaling

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

Shark infested custard!

Pirate

Waiting for a turn to swim.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

"Having all the kids at home is a big adjustment."

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

'Did you say psst?.'

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'

Dog brings diver flippers.

"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'I hate evolution!'

'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks