Crab Lover Mugs

Weight Lifting Crab

I know they run sideways, but does it have to stare at me the whole time?

"I hope that isn't crab cake."

'You guys must come here a lot.'

Swimming Prankster

"Brad is graduating from the school of veterinary medicine."

Desert Island Meals.

Bite out of fishing pier.

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Crab with a clown face.

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

Japanese Whaling

Shark infested custard!

Sperm Whale.

Waiting for a turn to swim.

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

Pirate

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'You're going to be in heaven. Cindy makes the most amazing carrot cakes!'

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

Dog brings diver flippers.

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

'Did you say psst?.'

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'

"Having all the kids at home is a big adjustment."

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."