Crab Fanatic Mugs

'Why are you always so crabby?'

Desert Island Meals.

The Food Chain

Crab with a clown face.

Swimming Prankster

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

"The Defendant must stop trying to side-step every question the prosecution asks!"

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'Standing on tiptoe waving your claw may attract a crab, but it certainly doesn't woo me.'

"The reason you're not popular is...well...you smell like shark repellant."

"What on earth were you thinking when you named your boat?"

A Crab Tubing in a Tidepool

Bling Crosby.

Snake Eats the Snake Charmer.

"Crayons again?"

Lei-ing Hens

"Is everything O.K., sir? We noticed that you aren't constantly eating."

'Hello, Noah...the good news is, you're going on a cruise...the bad news is, you're going to need this!'

Tonight he would be a hermit no more.

Cubist Chicken

Death of Fidel Castro

"It's not actually a promotion, Henderson, we're moving you sideways."

'He sidled in, said there's not enough oxygen at his place and that he's staying here until they figure out what's causing the Dead Zone.'

"Are we nearly there yet, Dad?"

'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'

No need to thank me ma'am. Just doing my job!

"Don't stare at his massive claw. . . don't stare at his massive claw. . ."

'Seasick already? Why, we haven't untied from the dock yet.'

"Fancy a liquid lunch?"

Castaway on island with just one tree has hammock washed up on shore.

"I hope that isn't crab cake."

"I don't have any treats.But how's this for a trick ?"

"And that son is what happens when we try to walk forward."

"Just swimming along with a song in my heart!"