Shark Fanatic Mugs

"Card sharks?"

"O.K., Wordle has gotten harder."

The Final Backstroke

"The reason you're not popular is...well...you smell like shark repellant."

'Wow! I thought that Charlie was just horsing around.'

Shark

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

"What on earth were you thinking when you named your boat?"

"I told you the white shark was great!"

Beach con-man.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Bite out of fishing pier.

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

The Food Chain

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Leak in the fish tank.

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"Heads or tails?"

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

Shark infested custard!

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

Ice Fishing

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'