Shark Fanatic Prints

"Card sharks?"

"O.K., Wordle has gotten harder."

The Final Backstroke

"The reason you're not popular is...well...you smell like shark repellant."

'Wow! I thought that Charlie was just horsing around.'

Shark

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

"What on earth were you thinking when you named your boat?"

"I told you the white shark was great!"

Beach con-man.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Bite out of fishing pier.

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

The Food Chain

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

Leak in the fish tank.

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Shark infested custard!

"Heads or tails?"

'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

Ice Fishing

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

Sand danger

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"