Shark Fans Prints

'The least of your worries in this school is a bully will take your lunch money.'

"It's not exactly brain food but I do like an occasional surfer."

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Beach con-man.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Bite out of fishing pier.

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

Horror movies

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

The Food Chain

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Leak in the fish tank.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

'...I don't like your chances!'

"Heads or tails?"

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

Ice Fishing

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

Sand danger

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

'Now then you two, you can't both be Australia - one of you has to be England!'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Shark food pyramid.