Sporty Crab Fans Mugs

Horseshoe crab game of choice - Horseshoes

Desert Island Meals.

Holiday time.

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Crab with a clown face.

'He's maturing early.'

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

Hermit Crabapple Tree

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

Swimming Prankster

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

"The Defendant must stop trying to side-step every question the prosecution asks!"

Breakfast surreal.

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

'Standing on tiptoe waving your claw may attract a crab, but it certainly doesn't woo me.'

"With me everything is 'scratch and sniff'."

Crabbing

A Crab Tubing in a Tidepool

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

Caution!! Slippery When Wet.

'I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...'

Tonight he would be a hermit no more.

"It's not actually a promotion, Henderson, we're moving you sideways."

Selfie Acrobat

'He sidled in, said there's not enough oxygen at his place and that he's staying here until they figure out what's causing the Dead Zone.'

Picasso - Cooling Off Period

Imitation Crab

5 people balance on one tiny bike

Shellfie

'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'

"Don't stare at his massive claw. . . don't stare at his massive claw. . ."

The not so easy rider...

"I hope that isn't crab cake."

"It's a good thing Effie likes these little funerals, she's had such awful luck with her pets."