Rabbit Fans Mugs

"You're old enough to know son. . . you were pulled out of a hat."

"I got the part!"

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

'Is it too ostentatious...'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Head over Hooves

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

"Nuts to you, too."

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Wolf Karaoke

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Pete would never forget the time he saw his very first nasal hare.

Baby squirrel & Berries

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'Of course if you wanna a really BIG family I guess we could always adopt.'

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

"Having all the kids at home is a big adjustment."

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

Yes, they are all dependants."

"This family seems to multiply every year."