Rabbit Fans Gifts

"You're old enough to know son. . . you were pulled out of a hat."

"I got the part!"

We aren't talking about you --- I said "ribbit"!

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

'Is it too ostentatious...'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

Head over Hooves

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

Wolf Karaoke

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"Nuts to you, too."

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

Baby squirrel & Berries

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Pete would never forget the time he saw his very first nasal hare.

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'You're going to be in heaven. Cindy makes the most amazing carrot cakes!'

Yes, they are all dependants."

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"Having all the kids at home is a big adjustment."