Rabbits Fan Gifts

'...and come March I plan to go mad!'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"Nuts to you, too."

Ratminton

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

Magic Tricks

Baby squirrel & Berries

Pete would never forget the time he saw his very first nasal hare.

'You're going to be in heaven. Cindy makes the most amazing carrot cakes!'

'Of course if you wanna a really BIG family I guess we could always adopt.'

Easter Egg Delivery

Yes, they are all dependants."

"Having all the kids at home is a big adjustment."

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

"This family seems to multiply every year."

Dust Bunny

"It's unusual to see them reading this time of year."