Rabbit Aficionado Gifts

"This family seems to multiply every year."

Magician Playing Golf.

"Oh, nothing much. Just experimenting with some rabbits."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

A cat and rabbit race down a ski slope.

Did Someone Say Easter?

'This is kind of embarrassing, but I suffer from ED... Earectile Dysfunction.'

'That's just great! You had to dig, didn't you?'

"Honey, we can order the new car! Here comes our best customer again!"

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

"Papa Bear was too much, Mama Bear wasn't enough, and I always had to be just right."

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

Surprise in the salad bowl

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."

'Of course if you wanna a really BIG family I guess we could always adopt.'

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

Easter Egg Island

"Having all the kids at home is a big adjustment."

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

Yes, they are all dependants."

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

Rabbit looking at a snowman's carrot.