Rabbit Lover Gifts

"Either we split things down the middle or I stay in the hat."

Houdini pulls a rabbit out of his mail box.

"We have reason to believe you're co-rabbiting whilst in receipt of benefit."

Speed Mating.

'I dread Easter! Every year they expect me to lay an egg!'

Happy 2023 Chinese New Year of the Rabbit

'Yes, you're right! We have increased our initial investment.'

'OK you didn't eat the rabbit, I believe you; snakes are no strangers to plausible deniability.'

'I'm looking for something with a lot of carrots.'

'Why settle for a mere rabbit's foot?!'

'You're going to be in heaven. Cindy makes the most amazing carrot cakes!'

"I got a job!"

'Go figure, somebody uses my foot as a lucky charm: I don't feel lucky myself...'

'Could you make sure you empty your pockets next time?'

Rabbit in Alpine Horn.

'..Give me your money and you'll get the carrots!... Dang, I don't get it! This has worked so well with the rabbits!'

'Joey, I know how fast you are, but this guy's a special problem.'

Lincoln the Magician

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

"There's no animal testing in our lab. The emphasis is on group work and development of social skills."

"What do you mean which one? They're all yours, sir. Congratulations."

A rabbit missing a foot waiting at a bus stop

"The real trick is keeping it out of my garden. Can you do that one?"

'I can't wait until Mother's Day.'

Magic Act

"Thank you! And now for my finale, I shall produce a magician from the hat."

"Now do you believe the magician brought you?"

Magician taking a break

'I don't want you to think I'm a maniac or something, but we haven't had bunnies for over a week now.'

"I'm a hip-hoppity artist."

"Down in front!"

"Check this out! Abracadabra!"

"Miss, you said that a single rabbit could reproduce a hundred times a year? What about a married rabbit?"

Rabbits popping out of holes on a hillside.

'I'm going solo.'