Rabbit Aficionados Gifts

'Joey, I know how fast you are, but this guy's a special problem.'

Books 'n' Carrots

"Stop playing dumb, young man. I wasn't pulled out of a hat yesterday."

10,000 Tasty Rabbit Recipes

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

Magic Tricks

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

'You're going to be in heaven. Cindy makes the most amazing carrot cakes!'

'Of course if you wanna a really BIG family I guess we could always adopt.'

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

Easter Egg Delivery

Yes, they are all dependants."

"Having all the kids at home is a big adjustment."

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

"This family seems to multiply every year."

Dust Bunny

"There you go Dad, now, instead of just thumping the ground, you can press the red button to raise the alarm..."

'Get me everything you have on bunny rabbits.'

'I don't want you to think I'm a maniac or something, but we haven't had bunnies for over a week now.'

The real trick here for Ramon was to somehow just make this look as if it's all part of the show...

Magic Act

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe