Rabbit Admirers Gifts

Magic's Greatest Secret Revealed.

'The manual says: 'GPS Systems do not work in tunnels'... How could this gadget of yours possibly help us find our way in the warren?'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

Happy Easter

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

A Quiet Rebuke.

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

'You're going to be in heaven. Cindy makes the most amazing carrot cakes!'

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

Yakety-Yak

Stockwell's day

"Having all the kids at home is a big adjustment."

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

'Of course if you wanna a really BIG family I guess we could always adopt.'

"Which one's yours?"

Yes, they are all dependants."

"This family seems to multiply every year."

The real trick here for Ramon was to somehow just make this look as if it's all part of the show...

'Get me everything you have on bunny rabbits.'

"There you go Dad, now, instead of just thumping the ground, you can press the red button to raise the alarm..."

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

'I don't want you to think I'm a maniac or something, but we haven't had bunnies for over a week now.'

Magic Act

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

'Peter it appears that you have an STD known as 'cottontail'.'

"How can you cross the road so decisively? I have to stop halfway across every time to rethink it."