Rabbit Enthusiasts Gifts

'I've finished grading your exams, and there was a lot of improvement in addition and subtraction. Of course, you're all still multiplying like rabbits.'

'What did you say, dear? -- I wasn't listening.'

'Honest Sam's Pet Emporium? About those two buck rabbit you sold me"

'Of course if you wanna a really BIG family I guess we could always adopt.'

Homeless rabbit says, 'Well, I've got four rabbit's feet, and look where it got me.'

Rabbits - Buy 2 get dozens free.

"Mom, are we vegetarians for ethical or religious reasons?"

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

Magic Tricks

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

Surprise in the salad bowl

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."

"Gimme the carrot!"

'You're going to be in heaven. Cindy makes the most amazing carrot cakes!'

Easter Egg Island

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

Easter Egg Delivery

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

Monument in the park for Squirrel Feeder