Rabbits Fan Pillows

'...and come March I plan to go mad!'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

Ratminton

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"Nuts to you, too."

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

Magic Tricks

Baby squirrel & Berries

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

Pete would never forget the time he saw his very first nasal hare.

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

Easter Egg Delivery

Yes, they are all dependants."

"Having all the kids at home is a big adjustment."

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

'Of course if you wanna a really BIG family I guess we could always adopt.'

"This family seems to multiply every year."

Dust Bunny

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

'I don't want you to think I'm a maniac or something, but we haven't had bunnies for over a week now.'