Rabbit Fan Pillows

"Lay off the carrot cake."

A rabbit with prosthetic ears.

'Really? Your daddy's never given you a piggyback ride? Now, that's strange...'

Surprised dentist pulling a rabbit out of magician's mouth.

"After losing my partner, I felt lost until I realized I had not only an empty shell but also a short-term accommodation business."

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

'This is for you - your garden is so great this year we voted you an honorary rabbit!'

Pete would never forget the time he saw his very first nasal hare.

The Cheap Trick

'You carry a rabbit's foot — well, that explains the rabbit fever.'

"No, I'm telling you, large families are great: you always have somebody to play with..."

"What?! Really? You didn't ask Santa for carrots? I always ask for carrots..."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

Wolf Karaoke

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"Nuts to you, too."

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Baby squirrel & Berries

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"Having all the kids at home is a big adjustment."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."