Rodent Fan Pillows

'Shtop laughing at my brashesh.'

Helicopter rescues mouse in maze.

'Imprisoned for life? Are you sure?'

'My hamster fell asleep at the wheel!'

Mouse Skateboarder

Man fishing while holding an umbrella to protect himself from lemmings jumping off the cliff above him

'Are you gonna' eat that?'

Rats with mice.

'Remember? It's me, Rick. I used to have the probe attached to my brain...'

'Call yourself a lemming? Get that parachute off your back!'

'I feel much better. I think the cheese treatments must be working.'

'I was lucky, the cat only wanted to play with me...'

Why hamsters don't sleep at night.

Rat with towel

"The answer is quite simple, my friend: People hate us because we make success look so easy. End of story."

Dormouse

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

Head over Hooves

Young Dr. Dolittle.

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

Wolf Karaoke

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"Bailiff."

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Pete would never forget the time he saw his very first nasal hare.