Rabbit Fan Gifts

"Lay off the carrot cake."

A rabbit with prosthetic ears.

'Really? Your daddy's never given you a piggyback ride? Now, that's strange...'

Surprised dentist pulling a rabbit out of magician's mouth.

"After losing my partner, I felt lost until I realized I had not only an empty shell but also a short-term accommodation business."

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

'This is for you - your garden is so great this year we voted you an honorary rabbit!'

Pete would never forget the time he saw his very first nasal hare.

The Cheap Trick

'Nice bunny ears.'

'You carry a rabbit's foot — well, that explains the rabbit fever.'

"No, I'm telling you, large families are great: you always have somebody to play with..."

"What?! Really? You didn't ask Santa for carrots? I always ask for carrots..."

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"Nuts to you, too."

Wolf Karaoke

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Baby squirrel & Berries

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'You're going to be in heaven. Cindy makes the most amazing carrot cakes!'