Rabbit Lovers Pillows

'I'll make this rabbit disappear.'

"Son, your mother and I agree – it's time for you to leave the hat."

'You will never require the services of a dating agency.'

A Magician pulls a rabbit out of his hat while behind him a clown pulls a carrot out of his.

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

An Unexpected Guest.

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

Magic Tricks

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

Disco Bunny.

Pete would never forget the time he saw his very first nasal hare.

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

'You're going to be in heaven. Cindy makes the most amazing carrot cakes!'

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

'Of course if you wanna a really BIG family I guess we could always adopt.'

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

Yes, they are all dependants."

Easter Egg Delivery

"Having all the kids at home is a big adjustment."

"This family seems to multiply every year."

'How could you flunk multiplication?'

Dust Bunny

'Get me everything you have on bunny rabbits.'