Rodent Fans Mugs

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

Give Hope a Chance

'A little mouse with clogs on - There on the stair.'

No hit field mouse. 'I got it!'

"Sure we get enough to eat, but it's all so damn soggy."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Pete would never forget the time he saw his very first nasal hare.

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Miami Mice

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

Hazards of mouse painting

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

Happy birthday Darling!

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

'Dad, good luck fly fishing.'

'Really? Your daddy's never given you a piggyback ride? Now, that's strange...'

"After losing my partner, I felt lost until I realized I had not only an empty shell but also a short-term accommodation business."

Krest Yellow Strips. (Rat performs dental hygiene.)

"I know the cat's away but why don't we watch a couple of boxsets, order a pizza and grab an early night."

"Wow, you've got to try this combination."

'My hamster fell asleep at the wheel!'

"What?! Really? You didn't ask Santa for carrots? I always ask for carrots..."

Absolutely not! There's still a huge pile of sawdust on your plate and you haven't even touched your twigs yet... Until you do, there'll be no popsicle sticks for you, Lionel.

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

'You carry a rabbit's foot — well, that explains the rabbit fever.'

Mice Cutting Up A Cat's Tail

'That's right, the Princess kissed me by mistake: She didn't know the difference between a frog and a toad...'

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

'While we're at it - let's cruise the Bahamas!'