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Horseshoe crab game of choice - Horseshoes

Desert Island Meals.

Holiday time.

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Crab with a clown face.

Hermit Crabapple Tree

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

'He's maturing early.'

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

Swimming Prankster

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

"The Defendant must stop trying to side-step every question the prosecution asks!"

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

Breakfast surreal.

A Crab Tubing in a Tidepool

'Standing on tiptoe waving your claw may attract a crab, but it certainly doesn't woo me.'

"With me everything is 'scratch and sniff'."

Crabbing

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

Caution!! Slippery When Wet.

'I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...'

5 people balance on one tiny bike

'He sidled in, said there's not enough oxygen at his place and that he's staying here until they figure out what's causing the Dead Zone.'

"It's not actually a promotion, Henderson, we're moving you sideways."

Selfie Acrobat

Picasso - Cooling Off Period

Imitation Crab

Tonight he would be a hermit no more.

Shellfie

'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'

"Don't stare at his massive claw. . . don't stare at his massive claw. . ."

"I got the part!"

'Why are you always so crabby?'

The not so easy rider...

"I hope that isn't crab cake."